The following is what MSN has in store for me today. Not sure if I should be happy...or concerned about the current work on my plate. ;)

Cancer
Ingenuity blossoms as you make the effort to do a little writing, dear Cancer, perhaps technical manuals or other professionally oriented projects. This could represent a new stage in your professional life, as you're likely to do well and attract considerable attention from those in high places. The only downside: don't get too caught up in the need to revise, edit, then revise and edit again. It'll only take up more time, and it's possible to over-rewrite!

Bonnie's rewrite of the horoscope:

Evil woman with a bad cold
You're totally in the weeds with all of your writing projects, dear Cancer, perhaps a technical manual or goiter ointment brochure might be just the diversion you need so all work on your novel stops. This could represent a new stage in your professional life, as you would need to find a time machine to get it all done. Attracting attention from people on ladders is possible; just don't walk under them. Writing is rewriting, so get used to it!

Have a fabulous day everyone!