There's a nap for that
Sunday, May 30, 2010
Instead of being attached to a phone playing games, figuring out who performs that song on the radio or using something productive like a GPS or weather-forecasting app, I do things differently.
There's a nap for that.
This usually happens once I finally figure out the name and artist of a song I couldn't get out of my head and then play it on YouTube about forty times. Sometimes dancing is involved.
When I get a seat on the subway, I close my eyes and magically wake up one stop before my station.
While taking the kitten of mass destruction outside for walkies, we both find a cool place in the shade and catch some z's.
Sometimes the auditions on So You Think You Can Dance or the horrors of Hoarders and The Real Housewives of Anywhere just aren't worthy of my consciousness.
Pocket Cocktails Nap
This should go without saying, but after imbibing on a few cocktails, whether or not they came from my pocket, I usually need to catch a few winks.
After playing Star Wars with the kitten of mass destruction, which usually involves the two of us fighting over a cardboard tube and then me talking into it and telling him I'm his father, both of us need a nap. And an oxygen tank.
Sure, the App Store may have 200,000 apps, but I've had 200,000 naps. Beat that, Steve Jobs!
Don't call me; it's time for my Post-Blog Post Nap.