This just in
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Is it possible to call in "Zombie" to an employer? Hmm. Being self-employed, I guess I could try it out through the magic of self-talk:
Bonnie's Boss (BB): Hello?
Bonnie: Me sick. Zombies ates mah brains.
BB: Not again! This is the fourth time this month. Do you have a doctor's note?
Bonnie: Can'ts getz to doc. No brains.
BB: Hmm. If you have the brains to call, I think you're well enough to write.
Bonnie: Write wid no brains? You kiddin'?
BB: No, me serious. Enough stalling, Bonnie. You're on a deadline, so hop to it!
Bonnie: I'z ain't no bunny.
BB: No words, no cash money.
Bonnie: Okay. Be dere soon.
Oh well, can't blame a gal for trying. Darn zombies...and bosses. Sheesh!
posted by Bonnie Staring at 2:15 PM