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Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Help! De Zombies! Dey gotz mah brains. Now deys on de lam wid mah brains.
Is it possible to call in "Zombie" to an employer? Hmm. Being self-employed, I guess I could try it out through the magic of self-talk:
PHONE RINGS
Bonnie's Boss (BB): Hello?
Bonnie: Me sick. Zombies ates mah brains.
BB: Not again! This is the fourth time this month. Do you have a doctor's note?
Bonnie: Can'ts getz to doc. No brains.
BB: Hmm. If you have the brains to call, I think you're well enough to write.
Bonnie: Write wid no brains? You kiddin'?
BB: No, me serious. Enough stalling, Bonnie. You're on a deadline, so hop to it!
Bonnie: I'z ain't no bunny.
BB: No words, no cash money.
Bonnie: Okay. Be dere soon.
Oh well, can't blame a gal for trying. Darn zombies...and bosses. Sheesh!
Is it possible to call in "Zombie" to an employer? Hmm. Being self-employed, I guess I could try it out through the magic of self-talk:
PHONE RINGS
Bonnie's Boss (BB): Hello?
Bonnie: Me sick. Zombies ates mah brains.
BB: Not again! This is the fourth time this month. Do you have a doctor's note?
Bonnie: Can'ts getz to doc. No brains.
BB: Hmm. If you have the brains to call, I think you're well enough to write.
Bonnie: Write wid no brains? You kiddin'?
BB: No, me serious. Enough stalling, Bonnie. You're on a deadline, so hop to it!
Bonnie: I'z ain't no bunny.
BB: No words, no cash money.
Bonnie: Okay. Be dere soon.
Oh well, can't blame a gal for trying. Darn zombies...and bosses. Sheesh!
posted by Bonnie Staring at 2:15 PM
5 Comments:
That was funny. Although, blogging from work is gonna get you in trouble, you know. I speak from experience. ;-)
Word verification: zeexyfnu
Hell yeah!
LOL Michelle! Notz worried. Used blogging time machine. ;)
zeexyfnu back atcha!
OMG LOLBonniez
nom, nom, nom
Funny, zombies steal brains just like kidz do!!!
Amy: Stop nibbling on de brains!
Wylie: When does school start again? Counting the hours?
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