Why is it that the people who offer to help you all the time never actually do anything? Okay, perhaps I'm exaggerating. *forehead creases despite Botox* Nope, it's true.

If you think this post is about you, it's not. The folks I'm whining about are much too busy to read blogs detailing the life of a person in need of the help they keep on offering, yet never come through with.

Ahh, that's better. So how was your day?