Okay, I lied. I've known this person for a long enough time to know better. Sigh. Have you ever met a person who just has a way of...making you want to peel their face off? Over and over again?

My only consolation is that I am not alone in my feelings. Perhaps my similar-minded colleagues and I should gather for poker nights each Tuesday. Or not.

Thanks to my husband, my portfolio now totally rocks. Even had a creative director say so this morning. At a real interview and everything. Life is good, where's the chocolate?

Time left: 3-1/2 weeks
Prospects: 6
Interviews: 3
Face-peeling or spitting incidents: 0