Failure to lunch
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
This has been an insane week so far, and it's only Tuesday. Being busy is fine, especially when the net result is earned income.
For the past two days, I've been proofreading Grade 9 mathematic assessment tests. I know what you're thinking: "How does she get all the cool work?" Yeah, it's hard being me.
So I'm proofing, and realizing that if I had to take any of these tests, I would bring the class average to a sub-negative level. What the hell is a rhombus? I thought it was one of those new hybrid vehicles.
Now, if they had a Grade 9 lunch assessment test, I think I'd do okay. As long as there weren't any fries or chocolate cream donuts around. Hmm, donuts.
For the past two days, I've been proofreading Grade 9 mathematic assessment tests. I know what you're thinking: "How does she get all the cool work?" Yeah, it's hard being me.
So I'm proofing, and realizing that if I had to take any of these tests, I would bring the class average to a sub-negative level. What the hell is a rhombus? I thought it was one of those new hybrid vehicles.
Now, if they had a Grade 9 lunch assessment test, I think I'd do okay. As long as there weren't any fries or chocolate cream donuts around. Hmm, donuts.
posted by Bonnie Staring at 9:07 PM
2 Comments:
I love that title. Definitely the title for your next chick-lit mystery -- say, involving soap opera-like goings-on of a disgruntled lunch lady at a cafeteria?
FAILURE TO LUNCH
One woman's journey to Sloppy-Joes and beyond...
Sigh.
Ooh, how about this one:
FAILURE TO LUNCH
One woman's journey through the meat-market scene.
Does she end up with Reuben or Sloppy Joe? They're all at the "club".
Too much fun, I'll put this one in the shiny new idea box. ;)
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