Michelle tagged me while I was offline attending Speedorama. This was more fun than being stared at by car freaks wondering why I wasn't wearing a tight T-shirt and not much else. Oh, that story will have to wait a few more days.


1. YOUR REAL NAME: Bonnie Staring (pronounced Starring, if you want to know)

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name, plus izzle) Bonizzle (my new pen name!

3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three of your last) B-Sta (that just sounds way to wrong for words)

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) Indigo Hamster (Diet Coke now up nose)

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, Street you live on): Katherine Uno (she married an Italian count three episodes ago)

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom’s maiden name) Sta Bokon (ooh, I sound dangerous)

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (favorite color, favorite drink) Indigo Dacquiri

8. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad’s middle name, 1st letter of a sibling’s first name, last letter of your moms middle name) Orkooh (I have no siblings)

9. YOUR STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/body spray) Cashmere (same as Michelle Rowen)

10. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father’s middle name) Elizabeth George

Hmm, now I have a cast of characters that need a place to hang out. I tag Alexandra, Lara and S William.