She was in rehab, but her boyfriend is hot
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Have I mentioned how educational public transit can be? Especially when Petunia* has a fully-charged cell phone?
Did I mention that Petunia is about 12 feet away? And all of us are now aware that she hasn't spoken to, we'll call her Hyacinth, in, like, ages.
Note to Lindsay Lohan: rehab is bad for your skin tone.
Either she can't remember or she's trying to calculate from metric.
At this point I wonder if they hooked up in rehab. Or at a pasty skin convention.
I'm so glad to hear the girl has her priorities straight. Especially now that she needs to apply sunscreen when she heads for the beach with her skinny boyfriend. Hope she checks the wind conditions before they head out.
*not her real name. At least I don't think so.
"Hey! How ya doin'? It's been like, ages!"
Did I mention that Petunia is about 12 feet away? And all of us are now aware that she hasn't spoken to, we'll call her Hyacinth, in, like, ages.
"Yeah, I got a bit of a sunburn on my chest...oh no, I don't tan evenly
anymore. Ever since I got out of rehab my skin has been really pasty."
Note to Lindsay Lohan: rehab is bad for your skin tone.
"No, dumped him...the guy I'm with now, totally hot. He's 5'9", 5'9-1/2"..."
Either she can't remember or she's trying to calculate from metric.
"...and 105 pounds. I know, he weighs five more pounds than me! Can you
believe it?"
At this point I wonder if they hooked up in rehab. Or at a pasty skin convention.
"He's older. I don't waste my time on boys anymore."
I'm so glad to hear the girl has her priorities straight. Especially now that she needs to apply sunscreen when she heads for the beach with her skinny boyfriend. Hope she checks the wind conditions before they head out.
*not her real name. At least I don't think so.
posted by Bonnie Staring at 12:44 AM
4 Comments:
Um can we say FREAK!
That is so funny.
On the morning show I listened to they talked about by laws for London. The DJ's came up with annoying things they would like to fine people for.
One was "People who talk loudly on their cell phones so everyone can hear them."
Too funny you blogged about it.
Another was "Socks with Sandals" and "Perfume on sooo thick you can taste it."bri
Hey, thanks Amy, now I've got my topics for the week! ;)
LOL! Thanks for the smile, Hon. It's hilarious what we can evesdrop in on, during a bus ride.
I'm hoping to "hear" from her again to see if she's still with that short, skinny old guy. ;)
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