Willing to do anything else
Monday, July 23, 2007
After a good start and a nice bout of Sunday sleeping-in, I raced (okay, meandered) over to the keyboard and continued entering the H&B changes. While my goal for the day was to hit page 200, I felt completely tapped out by page 193. Not too shabby, I thought at around 3:00 p.m. as I took a " wee break."
That's when I discovered all of these things that I wanted to do. Never before had laundry seemed so appealing. Homemade soup with fresh Ontario produce? Yummy! Catching about four episodes of Design Superstar Challenge? Why not? I could always claim this as research for my next novel...
I think I know what triggered this bout of non-writingness: my query letter. Here's my first draft:
Dear agent,
Please represent me. I have a good book, which took me forever to write. It's
just like Harry Potter...except without the wizards, school and Alan Rickman. Oh,
that's the movie version. Well, you know what I mean.I ran my manuscript through spellcheck and there are hardly any typos. And
the ones left in I'm keeping for dramatic effect. Oh, did I mention this is a
chick-lit novel? Some parts are even funny. My girlfriend really likes it and
she hates just about everything else out there.Sincerely,
Bonnie
P.S. I also have a blog.
Okay, it might need a little bit of tweaking, though I am tempted to keep the Harry Potter line in.
I'm kidding. For now.
posted by Bonnie Staring at 12:28 PM
4 Comments:
I like it the way it is. Print it on hot pink paper in invisible ink. Be sure to provide the special liquid the agent squirts on the paper to reveal it, though — agents hate it when you forget the special liquid!
Then spray the envelope with your best perfume and send it off with insufficient postage (not too insufficient; just enough to make sure it gets delivered, but requires the agent to dig in his pocket for some extra change).
Don't thank me, Bonnie, really. I'm just waiting to finish my book so I can try out these tried-and-true tactics myself. Good luck! ;-)
Oh my goodness Heather, how could I have forgotten about the invisible ink?
Must go to the department store to get some more perfume samples...I always find it works better when you mix the frangrances up.
girlfriend... You are whacked. Thanks. It reassures me that I may just be ok. Gotta love you though - what else can you do?
Hey Laura, you're just jealous...I can tell. ;)
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