My main character's a 'ho
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Perhaps it's the effects of the crazy cat lady commentary, but something has happened to my main character. Gone is the woman who pines from afar. In her place is a woman who will drag a man to her bed without much thought. Even when she's wearing paint-stained yoga pants.
This could pose a problem. Since she's with the WRONG GUY right now.
Yeah, I left them alone for awhile. Maybe they can talk it out...or something. Riiiight.
I blame that Nelly Furtado song. Miss Furtado has totally destroyed the moral fibre of my main character. Or she's always been frisky and just forgot to tell me when I was working on the outline.
Geesh. Maybe I need to listen to Christian Rock. Or Clay Aiken.
Don't laugh, I have his first album. I love a man who loves his Mamma. And Jesus. And the YMCA. I wonder how he feels about promiscuous main characters?
I think I may have lost a reader already. Sigh.
The good news is, I'm writing. And this is supposed to be the easy part, right?
Damn.
This could pose a problem. Since she's with the WRONG GUY right now.
Yeah, I left them alone for awhile. Maybe they can talk it out...or something. Riiiight.
I blame that Nelly Furtado song. Miss Furtado has totally destroyed the moral fibre of my main character. Or she's always been frisky and just forgot to tell me when I was working on the outline.
Geesh. Maybe I need to listen to Christian Rock. Or Clay Aiken.
Don't laugh, I have his first album. I love a man who loves his Mamma. And Jesus. And the YMCA. I wonder how he feels about promiscuous main characters?
I think I may have lost a reader already. Sigh.
The good news is, I'm writing. And this is supposed to be the easy part, right?
Damn.
posted by Bonnie Staring at 12:32 AM
7 Comments:
I think you should make your character kill a few hobos. There aren't nearly enough hobocidal maniacs in modern lit.
Hobocidal maniacs? LOL! I may have to change the location of the book...where is the hobo capital of America anyway?
Hobo capital of america is the Etobicoke/Mississauga border. You should know that!
No, you don't have her kill the hobos. You have her eat the hobos...in a Subway restaurant. Now that's entertainment.
So that's how Jarod lost all that weight. Silly me, I thought it was the sandwiches.
That's not what Jarod was doing with the hobos.
You just made me get Diet Coke up my nose - thanks!
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