This came to me from an anonymous source, and I had to share it.

Who art in Holts.
Hallowed be thy shoes.
Thy Prada come,
Thy shopping done,
On Robson, as it is in Paris.
Give us this day, our Visa Gold
And forgive us our balance
As we forgive those,
Who charge us interest,
Lead us not into Wal-Mart
And deliver us from Sears,
For thine is the Chanel
The Gaultier, and the Versace,
For Dolce & Gabbana...