Big heaping congratulations need to go out to Michelle and Mike, who both have brand new daughters on their homes after approximately nine months of waiting. Woo hoo!

I dunno about you, but new arrivals always make me think of every Beatles song ever recorded. Of course, this parody isn't about the wee ones, it's all about me. Why? Because it's my blog. ;)

Dear muse-ness, won’t you camp out and stay
Dear muse-ness, it would make my day
Computer’s up, my Word is too
You’re creative and I need you
Dear muse-ness, won’t you camp out and stay

Dear muse-ness, please avoid those guys
Dear muse-ness, they keep telling lies
My word count’s low, it has no zing
And you’ve screwed up most everything
Dear muse-ness, won’t you please avoid those guys

Come around round
Come around round round
Come around

Dear muse-ness, show me all your guile
Dear muse-ness, like a girl gone wild
Pages will be like paper planes
If you don’t help me out again
Dear muse-ness, won’t you show me all your guile

Dear muse-ness, won’t you camp out and stay
Dear muse-ness, it would make my day
Computer’s up, my Word is too
You’re creative and I need you
Dear muse-ness, won’t you camp out and stay

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