That was the name of an article in a magazine I happened to pick up while in the checkout line at the grocery store today. So of course I had to buy it.

Inside, it gave simple tips on how to, basically, live the life of a cat.

And someone was paid to write this people, that's what's so cool about it. I thought I'd send out some queries tomorrow for these article ideas:

Learn How To Disappoint People
Learn To Eat Even More Than You Already Do

And, my personal favourite:

Lose Your Work Ethic in Ten Minutes or Less

You have to love freedom of speech! Writing is not fun for me right now, so I will go back to staring at the monitor until my forehead bleeds.

At least I have quality snack foods on hand.